12 Days of Christmas "Chadian Style"

We have been in the capitol of Chad for the past three weeks waiting for our paperwork to be finished up and all the details of our car and drivers license taken care of before heading east.  One of the things we have done as we wait is find out what is available to buy in the capitol that we can't get out east, and store up on some supplies.  Today as we sat and sang Christmas carols with friends here, I was inspired to write my own version of this familiar song in light of these new experiences. 

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me
     A Land Cruiser for the family

On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
      Two cell phone SIM cards

One the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
     Three cheesy pizzas

On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
     Four packages of toilet paper

On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
    A Five burner stove

On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
     Six sets of silverware

On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
     Seven packages of diapers

On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
     Eight candy bars

On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
      Nine garden seeds

On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
      Ten cans of coconut milk

On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
      Eleven savory spices

On the twelfth of Christmas my true love gave to me,
     Twelve fruity juices